WEAR THEAUTHORITY
Standard-issue garments for the Radiological Controls Authority — built for the RCTs, HP techs, and nuclear workers who've earned the badge. Printed under supervision, distributed through a single secured channel.
Sgt. Survey runs point as the Authority's mascot — stationed top-right on every screen. Open any unit to pull its full dossier and acquire.
- BUILT TO LAST
- Embroidered thread on the flagship line, full-colour DTF on the rest. No cracking, no peeling.
- REAL BLANKS
- Heavyweight cotton; Adidas · Columbia · Champion where it counts. Not bargain-bin POD.
- MADE TO ORDER
- Cut and finished for you. For the watch, by the watch.
ISSUE TIMELINE
// SCRUB THE OPERATIONS- ALPHA TEAM▶ OPEN ISSUE
- BALLSTON SPA▶ OPEN ISSUE
- DIRTY HANDS CLEAN MONEY▶ OPEN ISSUE
- ELECTRICIAN▶ OPEN ISSUE
- NRMD▶ OPEN ISSUE
- NUCLEAR HUMOR▶ OPEN ISSUE
- ONLY NUKES▶ OPEN ISSUE
- RADCON GROTON CT▶ OPEN ISSUE
- SGT SURVEY▶ OPEN ISSUE
- SOUTH TEXAS PROJECT▶ OPEN ISSUE
- SPILL TEAM SIX▶ OPEN ISSUE
- WE FRISK YOU▶ OPEN ISSUE
- WELDER▶ OPEN ISSUE
- WHITELOGO▶ OPEN ISSUE
EARN YOUR STRIPES
Every acquisition ranks you up the grade ladder and unlocks up to 8% off, applied automatically at checkout. No codes. No minimums. Just rank.
FIELD COMMENDATIONS
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The website is awesome. I spent way too much time playing with the features. Shipping takes a while, but it was expected.
▸ VERIFIED BUYER · 2026-07-09
- VERIFIED
T-Shirts are high quality and fit great.
▸ VERIFIED BUYER · 2026-06-30
CLASSIFIED INVENTORY
// GRADE: FIELD- 01● AVAILABLE

Have Dosimeter, Will Travel T-Shirt (Direct-to-Film)
An EPD dosimeter in the foreground of an open highway, a cooling tower throwing a trefoil sun on the horizon — the road tech chasing outages site to site. Arced Have Dosimeter over the badge, Will Travel below. No home plant, no problem. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Dosimeter-and-highway badge, full colour — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Badge reads the same in every zip code. Pack light. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 02● AVAILABLE

If It Beeps, It's Ours T-Shirt (Direct-to-Film)
A pocket dose-rate alarm with a face — a grey EPD body, its glowing green readout grinning back, a magenta hard hat cocked on top and a radiation trefoil on its chest, buttons lined up (POWER, ALARM SET, AUDIO, LIGHT, ALARM ACK) and one little hand raised in a wave. If It Beeps, up top, It's Ours below: health-physics staking its claim on anything that chirps. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Hard-hatted dosimeter mascot, full colour — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // It beeped. That makes it my paperwork. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 03● AVAILABLE

Loop Checks & Life Regrets T-Shirt (Direct-to-Film)
The whole plant on one chest — a clean line-diagram of the loop, from the reactor pressure vessel through the coolant and feedwater pumps to the turbine, generator, condenser, and cooling tower, every run labeled like the print you actually check. Loop Checks & Life Regrets underneath: the I&C tech's morning, summarized. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Nuclear-plant loop schematic, navy line-art — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Chase the signal end to end. The regret's included. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 04● AVAILABLE

Paid in Exposure T-Shirt (Direct-to-Film)
A woodcut stack of banded cash, the band stamped with the radiation trefoil instead of a denomination — nuclear work's oldest gripe, made literal. Slab-serif Paid In over the top, Exposure under it. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Trefoil-banded cash stack, full colour — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Millirem don't spend. Wear the joke, cash the check. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 05● AVAILABLE

Paid in Exposure — Empty Wallet T-Shirt (Direct-to-Film)
A skeleton's hand fans open an empty billfold — a lone moth drifting out where the cash should be, a radiation trefoil stamped in the corner — the whole scene cut as a phosphor-green engraving inside baroque scrollwork. Thin spaced caps read Paid in Exposure below: the same old gripe, dressed for a funeral. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Skeletal hand + empty-wallet engraving, phosphor green — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Moth flew out. Dose stayed in. That's the trade. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99
Select any unit above to open its dossier — Sgt. Survey holds the top-right corner if you need him.














