
If It Beeps, It's Ours T-Shirt (Direct-to-Film)
Direct-to-film print: full-colour fidelity thread can’t hold.
- MATERIAL
- 100% cotton
- FIT
- Classic
- Direct-to-film
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The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.
Specifications:
• Hard-hatted dosimeter mascot, full colour — center chest, direct-to-film
• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn, tubular construction
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
▸ SGT. SURVEY // It beeped. That makes it my paperwork. Cleared.
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