Have Dosimeter, Will Travel T-Shirt (Direct-to-Film)

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A pocket dose-rate alarm with a face — a grey EPD body, its glowing green readout grinning back, a magenta hard hat cocked on top and a radiation trefoil on its chest, buttons lined up (POWER, ALARM SET, AUDIO, LIGHT, ALARM ACK) and one little hand raised in a wave. If It Beeps, up top, It's Ours below: health-physics staking its claim on anything that chirps. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Hard-hatted dosimeter mascot, full colour — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // It beeped. That makes it my paperwork. Cleared.

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The whole plant on one chest — a clean line-diagram of the loop, from the reactor pressure vessel through the coolant and feedwater pumps to the turbine, generator, condenser, and cooling tower, every run labeled like the print you actually check. Loop Checks & Life Regrets underneath: the I&C tech's morning, summarized. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Nuclear-plant loop schematic, navy line-art — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Chase the signal end to end. The regret's included. Cleared.

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The frisker that meets you at the step-off pad — a battered DT-685/PDQ radiac, pancake probe on a coiled lead and a headphone for the clicks, its readout finally reading CLEAN. Slab-serif We Frisk You up top, Because We Care below: the health-physics love language. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Radiac frisker, CLEAN readout — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Meter says clean. Rare. Enjoy it. Cleared.

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The frisker that meets you at the RCA boundary — a battered DT-685/PDQ radiac, pancake probe on a coiled lead and a headphone for the clicks, its readout parked at 438 CPM. Slab-serif We Frisk You up top, Because We Care below: the health-physics love language. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Radiac frisker, 438 CPM readout — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Four-thirty-eight. Not zero. Back on the pad, arms out. Cleared.