Loop Checks & Life Regrets T-Shirt (Direct-to-Film)

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A pocket dose-rate alarm with a face — a grey EPD body, its glowing green readout grinning back, a magenta hard hat cocked on top and a radiation trefoil on its chest, buttons lined up (POWER, ALARM SET, AUDIO, LIGHT, ALARM ACK) and one little hand raised in a wave. If It Beeps, up top, It's Ours below: health-physics staking its claim on anything that chirps. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Hard-hatted dosimeter mascot, full colour — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // It beeped. That makes it my paperwork. Cleared.

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An EPD dosimeter in the foreground of an open highway, a cooling tower throwing a trefoil sun on the horizon — the road tech chasing outages site to site. Arced Have Dosimeter over the badge, Will Travel below. No home plant, no problem. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Dosimeter-and-highway badge, full colour — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Badge reads the same in every zip code. Pack light. Cleared.

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Crest on the chest, the detail on the back. The RADCON atom rides small on the left — Radiological Controls, Groton, Connecticut — while the back runs the full call: SPILL TEAM SIX. The glow and gradients are why it's printed — direct-to-film transfer holds that detail in full color where thread can't. The blank carries it: 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, open-end yarn and tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems. Specifications: • Full-color SPILL TEAM SIX back shield + RADCON atom crest (left chest) — direct-to-film print • 100% cotton (Sport Grey 90/10; Ash Grey 99/1; Heather 50/50) • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn, tubular construction • Taped neck and shoulders • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Not my team. I still sign their dose cards. Cleared.

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A woodcut stack of banded cash, the band stamped with the radiation trefoil instead of a denomination — nuclear work's oldest gripe, made literal. Slab-serif Paid In over the top, Exposure under it. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Trefoil-banded cash stack, full colour — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Millirem don't spend. Wear the joke, cash the check. Cleared.