OnlyNukes — Nuclear Worker Apparel
Only in amber off the radiation trefoil, Nukes trailing in magenta — the nuclear worker’s in-joke, run in the house phosphor palette and the OG blue read. Tees, hoodies, polos, jackets, and hats for RCTs, HP techs, and the whole watch.
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Embroidered OG OnlyNukes Packable Jacket
Foul-weather shell, OG read. The OnlyNukes wordmark sits embroidered on the chest — Only in clean white off the radiation trefoil, Nukes trailing in blue script — thread, not transfer, so it holds through every soaking and every wash. Champion's mark rides the sleeve. The shell earns the watch: 100% polyester micro-poplin, wind- and rain-resistant, a half-zip hood, a kangaroo pocket, and a hidden zip pouch the whole jacket packs into when the sky clears. Bungee draw cords at hood and hem, elastic cuffs. Specifications: • Embroidered OnlyNukes wordmark, blue/white OG colorway (chest) · Champion “C” on the sleeve • 100% polyester micro poplin · wind & rain resistant • Half-zip pullover with hood • Front kangaroo pocket · hidden zip pouch (packable) • Adjustable bungee draw cord at hood and hem · elastic cuffs ▸ SGT. SURVEY // OG colorway, packs to a fist. Deploys for the downpour. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$75.00 - 02● AVAILABLE

Embroidered OnlyNukes Packable Jacket
Foul-weather shell, house mark. The OnlyNukes wordmark sits embroidered on the chest — Only in amber off the radiation trefoil, Nukes in magenta script — thread, not transfer, so it holds through every soaking and every wash. Champion's mark rides the sleeve. The shell earns the watch: 100% polyester micro-poplin, wind- and rain-resistant, a half-zip hood, a kangaroo pocket, and a hidden zip pouch the whole jacket packs into when the sky clears. Bungee draw cords at hood and hem, elastic cuffs. Specifications: • Embroidered OnlyNukes wordmark, amber/magenta (chest) · Champion “C” on the sleeve • 100% polyester micro poplin · wind & rain resistant • Half-zip pullover with hood • Front kangaroo pocket · hidden zip pouch (packable) • Adjustable bungee draw cord at hood and hem · elastic cuffs ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Packs down to a fist. Deploys for the downpour. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$75.00 - 03● AVAILABLE

NRMD Full Color OnlyNukes T-Shirt (Direct-to-Film)
Small wordmark up front, the whole river on the back. The OnlyNukes wordmark rides small on the left chest — Only in cyan off the radiation trefoil, Nukes trailing in magenta script. Turn around for the full call: a full-color scene of the boat standing down the Thames past the piers, the Gold Star Bridge behind it, Groton laid out in daylight under NRMD · Groton, Connecticut. The detail and gradients are why it's printed — direct-to-film transfer holds that illustration where thread can't. The blank carries it: heavyweight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, open-end yarn and tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems. Trends are temporary; construction isn't. Specifications: • OnlyNukes wordmark, cyan/magenta (left chest) + full-color NRMD Groton submarine-base scene (back) — direct-to-film print • 100% cotton (Sport Grey 90/10; Ash Grey 99/1; Heather 50/50) • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz./yd² (170–180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn, tubular construction • Taped neck and shoulders • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Wordmark on the chest, the whole yard on your back. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 04● AVAILABLE

NRMD Minimalist OnlyNukes T-Shirt (Direct-to-Film)
The OnlyNukes joke, taken to sea. The wordmark sits small and sharp on the left chest — Only in amber off the radiation trefoil, Nukes trailing in magenta script, the house phosphor palette. The back pares the boat down to two colors: a magenta submarine riding an amber sunset over wave bands, ringed by trefoils and Groton, CT. The phosphor glow and gradients are why it's printed — direct-to-film transfer holds that detail where thread can't. The blank carries it: heavyweight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, open-end yarn and tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems. Trends are temporary; construction isn't. Specifications: • OnlyNukes wordmark, amber/magenta (left chest) + minimalist phosphor submarine badge (back) — direct-to-film print • 100% cotton (Sport Grey 90/10; Ash Grey 99/1; Heather 50/50) • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz./yd² (170–180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn, tubular construction • Taped neck and shoulders • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Only thing on a boat worth bragging about. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 05● AVAILABLE

OG OnlyNukes Hat
Same mark, OG frequency. Only in white, trefoil in blue-gray, Nukes in the original blue script — not the house palette, the one everybody clocks first. On cotton twill instead of the snapback blank; unstructured instead of structured. The signal is the same; the silhouette is different.Thread not transfer: stitch holds its edge through washes, won't peel off the front panel. Low crown, curved brim, antique-buckle strap. Nine colorways, Green Camo runs a 35/65 blend. Back is blank.Specifications: • Embroidered OnlyNukes wordmark, blue/white OG colorway (front panel) • 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo: 35% cotton twill, 65% polyester) • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile, curved brim • 3⅛″ (7.6 cm) crown • 6 embroidered eyelets • Adjustable antique-buckle strap • Back: blank▸ SGT. SURVEY // OG colorway on a dad hat. Lower profile than the snapback — same frequency, different posture. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$35.00 - 06● AVAILABLE

OG OnlyNukes Polo (Direct-to-Film)
Sharp from the waterfront to the office, in the OG read. The OnlyNukes wordmark sits small on the left chest — Only in clean white off the radiation trefoil, Nukes trailing in blue script — applied by direct-to-film transfer for crisp edges that survive the wash instead of flaking off it. The blank is a proper polo: thick, soft 100% combed ring-spun cotton with a tone-on-tone three-button placket, ribbed collar, and side-slit straight hem. All-day comfort that still reads squared away. Specifications: • OnlyNukes wordmark, blue/white OG colorway — direct-to-film print (left chest) • 100% combed ring-spun cotton (Grey Melange 85% cotton / 15% viscose) • Fabric weight: 6.2 oz./yd² (210 g/m²) • Classic fit · ribbed collar • Tone-on-tone 3-button placket • Straight hem with side slits • Spare button on the inside seam ▸ SGT. SURVEY // OG read, collared up. The one they recognize. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$40.00 - 07● AVAILABLE

OG OnlyNukes Snapback Hat
The wordmark, reissued for the program. Only runs clean white, the radiation trefoil standing in for the O — our line of work, nothing else — and Nukes trailing behind it in blue script. Original art, blue-on-white: the OG colorway, the one everybody clocks first. It's embroidered on the front panel, thread not transfer, so the stitch holds its edge and won't crack, peel, or fade off the front. The blank is built to keep its shape — six panels, full buckram, flat brim, green undervisor, plastic snap closure. One size, adjustable, squared away. Fourteen colorways, Green Camo included. Specifications: • Embroidered OnlyNukes wordmark, blue/white (front panel) • 80% acrylic, 20% wool (Green Camo: 60% cotton, 40% polyester) • Structured, 6-panel, high-profile, flat brim • 6 embroidered eyelets, plastic snap closure, green undervisor • Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9–60 cm) ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Only thing I subscribe to is the dose limit. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$35.00 - 08● AVAILABLE

OG OnlyNukes Sticker (Holographic)
The OnlyNukes wordmark in holographic vinyl — Only set off the radiation trefoil where the O belongs, Nukes trailing in script, the whole lockup catching light and shifting color as you move it. The OG blue read, laid on a black field. Ready to deploy on a hardcase, a hydroflask, a locker. Hot-embossed for a deep 3D holographic pattern, cut from durable vinyl, bubble-free to apply and built to stay put. Specifications: • Holographic hot-embossed vinyl — 3″×3″, 4″×4″, or 5.5″×5.5″ • Deep 3D holographic finish, color-shift • Durable, indoor-rated vinyl • Fast, bubble-free application ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Smallest thing I issue. Sticks anywhere, says enough. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$10.00 - 09● AVAILABLE

OG OnlyNukes Sticker (White)
The OG colorway, everyday finish — the OnlyNukes wordmark on white kiss-cut vinyl: Only in white off a blue radiation trefoil, Nukes in blue script. The matte-white companion to the holographic OG slap — printed, not embossed, so it runs cheaper and reads clean on any surface.Kiss-cut from durable white vinyl, bubble-free to apply, sized from a hardcase tag up to a 15-inch laptop-lid or bumper slap.Specifications:• White kiss-cut vinyl — 3″×3″, 4″×4″, 5.5″×5.5″, or 15″×3.75″• Printed matte finish (the plain-vinyl companion to the holographic OG)• Durable, indoor-rated vinyl• Fast, bubble-free application▸ SGT. SURVEY // OG blue, plain vinyl. Slap it and go. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$5.99 - 10● AVAILABLE

OG OnlyNukes T-Shirt (Embroidered)
The OnlyNukes wordmark in the OG read. Only in clean white off the radiation trefoil, Nukes trailing in blue script — the colorway everybody clocks first, embroidered onto the left chest in thread, not transfer, so it holds through every wash with no cracking or fade. The blank is honest workwear: heavyweight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, open-end yarn and tubular knit for durability, taped neck and shoulders and double-stitched hems so it keeps its shape instead of its receipt. Wear it solo or as a base layer. Trends are temporary; construction isn't. Specifications: • Embroidered OnlyNukes wordmark, blue/white (left chest) • 100% cotton (Sport Grey 90/10; Ash Grey 99/1; Heather colors 50/50) • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn, tubular construction • Taped neck and shoulders • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem ▸ SGT. SURVEY // OG read, stitched not printed. The one they recognize. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 11● AVAILABLE

OG OnlyNukes Zip Hoodie (Embroidered)
A full-zip in the OG read. Only in clean white off the radiation trefoil, Nukes trailing in blue script — embroidered on the left chest in thread, not transfer, so the color stays put through every wash and wear. The build backs it: a heavy 8 oz cotton/poly blend with soft fleece inside and out, air-jet spun yarn to fight pilling, a heavy-duty metal zipper that actually lasts, and double-needle stitching at every stress point. Front pouch pockets for hands and cargo. Specifications: • Embroidered OnlyNukes wordmark, blue/white (left chest) • 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8 oz./yd² (271 g/m²) • Soft fleece interior and exterior · air-jet spun yarn (reduced pilling) • Heavy-duty metal zipper • Front pouch pockets • Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Zip it over the joke. Still rated for the cold watch. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$69.99 - 12● AVAILABLE

OnlyNukes Adidas Polo (Embroidered)
The OnlyNukes wordmark, embroidered in thread on the left chest — Only in amber off the radiation trefoil, Nukes in magenta script — with the adidas mark on the sleeve. Thread instead of transfer: no cracking, no peeling, no fade. Under the stitching it's built to move. Recycled-polyester piqué runs light and breathes, the hydrophilic finish pulls moisture off you instead of holding it, and the relaxed cut carries from the waterfront to everyday wear. Specifications: • Embroidered OnlyNukes wordmark, amber/magenta (left chest) • adidas mark on the sleeve • 100% recycled polyester piqué • Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd² (145.79 g/m²) • Hydrophilic moisture-management finish • Relaxed fit · rib-knit collar · three-button placket • Colors: Black, Collegiate Navy, Collegiate Royal, Grey Three, White ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Three stripes, one trefoil. Wear it squared away. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$60.00 - 13● AVAILABLE

OnlyNukes Boonie Cover
The house wordmark, embroidered on a proper sun cover. Only in amber, the trefoil stitched into the O, Nukes trailing in magenta script — the phosphor palette laid across the front band of a Columbia Bora Bora booney. Original art, our subject matter.Embroidered, thread not transfer, so it holds its edge and won't crack, peel, or wash out. The blank is built for the waterfront in July — textured nylon poplin with Omni-Shade UPF 50 sun protection, an Omni-Wick sweatband and mesh side vents to dump heat, a 3-inch brim, and a back drawcord toggle to keep it on in the wind.Specifications:• Embroidered OnlyNukes wordmark, amber/magenta (front band)• 100% textured nylon poplin — Omni-Shade™ UPF 50• Omni-Wick™ moisture-management sweatband + mesh side vents• 3-inch brim; adjustable back drawcord and toggle• Embroidered Columbia mark on the front• Colors: Fossil, Collegiate Navy, Sage, Grill▸ SGT. SURVEY // Wide brim, real UPF. Stand the topside watch without the burn. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$44.99 - 14● AVAILABLE

OnlyNukes Hat
Same wordmark, softer blank. Only in yellow, trefoil anchoring the O in yellow and dark magenta, Nukes trailing in magenta script — the house palette on cotton twill instead of acrylic. Unstructured where the snapback holds its shape. Both are correct.Thread not transfer: the embroidery holds its edge, won't crack, peel, or wash out. Low crown, curved brim, antique-buckle strap at the back. Nine colorways, Green Camo in a 35/65 blend. Back is blank.Specifications: • Embroidered OnlyNukes wordmark, yellow/magenta (front panel) • 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo: 35% cotton twill, 65% polyester) • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile, curved brim • 3⅛″ (7.6 cm) crown • 6 embroidered eyelets • Adjustable antique-buckle strap • Back: blank▸ SGT. SURVEY // House colors, relaxed fit. Different read than the snapback — same mark, different posture. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$35.00 - 15● AVAILABLE

OnlyNukes Long Sleeve RCTee (Embroidered)
The OnlyNukes wordmark, sleeves down for the cold months. Only in amber off the radiation trefoil, Nukes in magenta script — the house phosphor palette, embroidered on the left chest in thread, not transfer, so the color holds through every wash with no cracking or fade. Embroidered hits run the sleeves to match. The blank is built to last under it: 100% cotton jersey, pre-shrunk so it stays your size, taped neck and shoulders with a double-needle hem and collar for structure, rib cuffs to seal the wrists, and a quarter-turned cut that won't crease down the middle. Specifications: • Embroidered OnlyNukes wordmark, amber/magenta (left chest) • Embroidered sleeve hits • 100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester) • Classic fit, long sleeves with rib cuffs • Pre-shrunk jersey knit • Seamless double-needle collar • Double-needle bottom hem • Taped neck and shoulders • Quarter-turned to avoid a center crease ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Sleeves down, joke still on. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 16● AVAILABLE

OnlyNukes Polo (Direct-to-Film)
Sharp from the waterfront to the office. The OnlyNukes wordmark sits small on the left chest — Only in amber off the radiation trefoil, Nukes in magenta script — applied by direct-to-film transfer for crisp edges that survive the wash instead of flaking off it. The blank is a proper polo: thick, soft 100% combed ring-spun cotton with a tone-on-tone three-button placket, ribbed collar, and side-slit straight hem. All-day comfort that still reads squared away. Specifications: • OnlyNukes wordmark, amber/magenta — direct-to-film print (left chest) • 100% combed ring-spun cotton (Grey Melange 85% cotton / 15% viscose) • Fabric weight: 6.2 oz./yd² (210 g/m²) • Classic fit · ribbed collar • Tone-on-tone 3-button placket • Straight hem with side slits • Spare button on the inside seam ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Collar for the briefing, mark for the record. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$40.00 - 17● AVAILABLE

OnlyNukes RCTee (Embroidered)
The OnlyNukes wordmark, issued small and sharp. Only in amber off the radiation trefoil, Nukes in magenta script — the house phosphor palette, embroidered onto the left chest in thread, not transfer, so it holds through every wash with no cracking or fade. Embroidered hits ride the sleeves to match. The blank is honest workwear: heavyweight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, open-end yarn and tubular knit for durability, taped neck and shoulders and double-stitched hems so it keeps its shape instead of its receipt. Wear it solo or as a base layer. Trends are temporary; construction isn't. Specifications: • Embroidered OnlyNukes wordmark, amber/magenta (left chest) • Embroidered sleeve hits • 100% cotton (Sport Grey 90/10; Ash Grey 99/1; Heather colors 50/50) • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn, tubular construction • Taped neck and shoulders • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Only thing on my chest that isn't a dosimeter. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 18● AVAILABLE

OnlyNukes Snapback Hat
Same wordmark, run in house colors. Only in amber, the trefoil stitched yellow-and-dark magenta where the O belongs, Nukes trailing in magenta script — the phosphor palette, lifted off the terminal and onto the panel. Original art, our subject matter. It's embroidered on the front panel, thread not transfer, so it holds its edge and won't crack, peel, or wash out. The blank is built to keep its shape — six panels, full buckram, flat brim, green undervisor, plastic snap closure. One size, adjustable, squared away. Twelve colorways, Green Camo included. Specifications: • Embroidered OnlyNukes wordmark, amber/magenta (front panel) • 80% acrylic, 20% wool (Green Camo: 60% cotton, 40% polyester) • Structured, 6-panel, high-profile, flat brim • 6 embroidered eyelets, plastic snap closure, green undervisor • Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9–60 cm) ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Same joke, our phosphor. This is the one I'd actually wear. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$35.00 - 19● AVAILABLE

OnlyNukes Sticker (Holographic)
Same wordmark, house colors, holographic vinyl — Only in green off the radiation trefoil, Nukes in magenta script, the phosphor palette laid on black and catching light as it moves. Ready for a hardcase, a hydroflask, a locker. Hot-embossed for a deep 3D holographic pattern, cut from durable vinyl, bubble-free to apply and built to stay put. Specifications: • Holographic hot-embossed vinyl — 3″×3″, 4″×4″, or 5.5″×5.5″ • Deep 3D holographic finish, color-shift • Durable, indoor-rated vinyl • Fast, bubble-free application ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Our colors, our joke, peel-and-stick. Tag the locker. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$10.00 - 20● AVAILABLE

OnlyNukes Sticker (White)
Same joke, everyday finish — the OnlyNukes wordmark on white kiss-cut vinyl: Only in yellow off the radiation trefoil, Nukes in magenta script. The matte-white companion to the holographic slap — printed, not embossed, so it runs cheaper and reads clean on any surface.Kiss-cut from durable white vinyl, bubble-free to apply, sized from a hardcase tag up to a 15-inch laptop-lid or bumper slap.Specifications:• White kiss-cut vinyl — 3″×3″, 4″×4″, 5.5″×5.5″, or 15″×3.75″• Printed matte finish (the plain-vinyl companion to the holographic)• Durable, indoor-rated vinyl• Fast, bubble-free application▸ SGT. SURVEY // Cheaper slap, same colors. Cover the locker. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$4.99 - 21● AVAILABLE

OnlyNukes Zip Hoodie (Embroidered)
A full-zip in the house read. Only in amber off the radiation trefoil, Nukes trailing in magenta script — embroidered on the left chest in thread, not transfer, so the color stays put through every wash and wear. The build backs it: a heavy 8 oz cotton/poly blend with soft fleece inside and out, air-jet spun yarn to fight pilling, a heavy-duty metal zipper that actually lasts, and double-needle stitching at every stress point. Front pouch pockets for hands and cargo. Specifications: • Embroidered OnlyNukes wordmark, amber/magenta (left chest) • 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8 oz./yd² (271 g/m²) • Soft fleece interior and exterior · air-jet spun yarn (reduced pilling) • Heavy-duty metal zipper • Front pouch pockets • Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Zip it over the joke. Still rated for the cold watch. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$69.99 - 22● AVAILABLE

South Texas Project OG OnlyNukes T-Shirt (Direct-to-Film)
The crossover read for the South Texas outage. Left chest runs the OnlyNukes wordmark in the OG colorway — Only in white off the radiation trefoil, Nukes trailing in blue script. The back carries the South Texas Project sunset badge: a longhorn in the coastal scrub, the plant's twin domes on the horizon, BAY CITY, TEXAS overhead. Both direct-to-film — full-color fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear: heavyweight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, open-end yarn and tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems so it keeps its shape instead of its receipt.Specifications:• OnlyNukes wordmark, blue/white OG — left chest, direct-to-film• South Texas Project sunset badge — full back, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (Sport Grey 90/10; Ash Grey 99/1; Heather colors 50/50)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Inside joke up front, jobsite on your back. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 23● AVAILABLE

Spill Team OnlyNukes RCTee (Direct-to-Film)
OnlyNukes up front, Spill Team Six on the back. The OnlyNukes wordmark rides small on the left chest — Only in amber off the radiation trefoil, Nukes in magenta script — while the back runs the full call: SPILL TEAM SIX, the unit shield in full color. The glow and gradients are why it's printed — direct-to-film transfer holds that detail where thread can't. The blank carries it — heavyweight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, open-end yarn and tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems. Specifications: • Full-color direct-to-film print — OnlyNukes wordmark, amber/magenta (left chest) + SPILL TEAM SIX shield (back) • 100% cotton (Sport Grey 90/10; Ash Grey 99/1; Heather colors 50/50) • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn, tubular construction • Taped neck and shoulders • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Not my team. I still sign their dose cards. Cleared.
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