We Frisk You Because We Care T-Shirt — Clean (Direct-to-Film)

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The frisker that meets you at the RCA boundary — a battered DT-685/PDQ radiac, pancake probe on a coiled lead and a headphone for the clicks, its readout parked at 438 CPM. Slab-serif We Frisk You up top, Because We Care below: the health-physics love language. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Radiac frisker, 438 CPM readout — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Four-thirty-eight. Not zero. Back on the pad, arms out. Cleared.

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The frisker nobody wants to hear go off — a battered DT-685/PDQ radiac, pancake probe on a coiled lead and a headphone screaming clicks, its readout pinned at HOT. Slab-serif We Frisk You up top, Because We Care below: the health-physics love language. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Radiac frisker, HOT readout — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Reads hot. Don't move, don't touch. This is why we frisk. Cleared.

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A pocket dose-rate alarm with a face — a grey EPD body, its glowing green readout grinning back, a magenta hard hat cocked on top and a radiation trefoil on its chest, buttons lined up (POWER, ALARM SET, AUDIO, LIGHT, ALARM ACK) and one little hand raised in a wave. If It Beeps, up top, It's Ours below: health-physics staking its claim on anything that chirps. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Hard-hatted dosimeter mascot, full colour — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // It beeped. That makes it my paperwork. Cleared.

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An EPD dosimeter in the foreground of an open highway, a cooling tower throwing a trefoil sun on the horizon — the road tech chasing outages site to site. Arced Have Dosimeter over the badge, Will Travel below. No home plant, no problem. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Dosimeter-and-highway badge, full colour — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Badge reads the same in every zip code. Pack light. Cleared.