WEAR THEAUTHORITY
Standard-issue garments for the Radiological Controls Authority — built for the RCTs, HP techs, and nuclear workers who've earned the badge. Printed under supervision, distributed through a single secured channel.
Sgt. Survey runs point as the Authority's mascot — stationed top-right on every screen. Open any unit to pull its full dossier and acquire.
- BUILT TO LAST
- Embroidered thread on the flagship line, full-colour DTF on the rest. No cracking, no peeling.
- REAL BLANKS
- Heavyweight cotton; Adidas · Columbia · Champion where it counts. Not bargain-bin POD.
- MADE TO ORDER
- Cut and finished for you. For the watch, by the watch.
ISSUE TIMELINE
// SCRUB THE OPERATIONS- ALPHA TEAM▶ OPEN ISSUE
- BALLSTON SPA▶ OPEN ISSUE
- DIRTY HANDS CLEAN MONEY▶ OPEN ISSUE
- ELECTRICIAN▶ OPEN ISSUE
- NRMD▶ OPEN ISSUE
- NUCLEAR HUMOR▶ OPEN ISSUE
- ONLY NUKES▶ OPEN ISSUE
- RADCON GROTON CT▶ OPEN ISSUE
- SGT SURVEY▶ OPEN ISSUE
- SOUTH TEXAS PROJECT▶ OPEN ISSUE
- SPILL TEAM SIX▶ OPEN ISSUE
- WE FRISK YOU▶ OPEN ISSUE
- WELDER▶ OPEN ISSUE
- WHITELOGO▶ OPEN ISSUE
EARN YOUR STRIPES
Every acquisition ranks you up the grade ladder and unlocks up to 8% off, applied automatically at checkout. No codes. No minimums. Just rank.
FIELD COMMENDATIONS
- VERIFIED
The website is awesome. I spent way too much time playing with the features. Shipping takes a while, but it was expected.
▸ VERIFIED BUYER · 2026-07-09
- VERIFIED
T-Shirts are high quality and fit great.
▸ VERIFIED BUYER · 2026-06-30
CLASSIFIED INVENTORY
// GRADE: FIELD- 01● AVAILABLE
We Frisk You Because We Care T-Shirt — 438 CPM (Direct-to-Film)
The frisker that meets you at the RCA boundary — a battered DT-685/PDQ radiac, pancake probe on a coiled lead and a headphone for the clicks, its readout parked at 438 CPM. Slab-serif We Frisk You up top, Because We Care below: the health-physics love language. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Radiac frisker, 438 CPM readout — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Four-thirty-eight. Not zero. Back on the pad, arms out. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 02● AVAILABLE
We Frisk You Because We Care T-Shirt — Clean (Direct-to-Film)
The frisker that meets you at the step-off pad — a battered DT-685/PDQ radiac, pancake probe on a coiled lead and a headphone for the clicks, its readout finally reading CLEAN. Slab-serif We Frisk You up top, Because We Care below: the health-physics love language. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Radiac frisker, CLEAN readout — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Meter says clean. Rare. Enjoy it. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 03● AVAILABLE
We Frisk You Because We Care T-Shirt — HOT (Direct-to-Film)
The frisker nobody wants to hear go off — a battered DT-685/PDQ radiac, pancake probe on a coiled lead and a headphone screaming clicks, its readout pinned at HOT. Slab-serif We Frisk You up top, Because We Care below: the health-physics love language. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Radiac frisker, HOT readout — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Reads hot. Don't move, don't touch. This is why we frisk. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99
Select any unit above to open its dossier — Sgt. Survey holds the top-right corner if you need him.
