WEAR THEAUTHORITY
Standard-issue garments for the Radiological Controls Authority — built for the RCTs, HP techs, and nuclear workers who've earned the badge. Printed under supervision, distributed through a single secured channel.
Sgt. Survey runs point as the Authority's mascot — stationed top-right on every screen. Open any unit to pull its full dossier and acquire.
- BUILT TO LAST
- Embroidered thread on the flagship line, full-colour DTF on the rest. No cracking, no peeling.
- REAL BLANKS
- Heavyweight cotton; Adidas · Columbia · Champion where it counts. Not bargain-bin POD.
- MADE TO ORDER
- Cut and finished for you. For the watch, by the watch.
ISSUE TIMELINE
// SCRUB THE OPERATIONS- ALPHA TEAM▶ OPEN ISSUE
- BALLSTON SPA▶ OPEN ISSUE
- DIRTY HANDS CLEAN MONEY▶ OPEN ISSUE
- ELECTRICIAN▶ OPEN ISSUE
- NRMD▶ OPEN ISSUE
- NUCLEAR HUMOR▶ OPEN ISSUE
- ONLY NUKES▶ OPEN ISSUE
- RADCON GROTON CT▶ OPEN ISSUE
- SGT SURVEY▶ OPEN ISSUE
- SOUTH TEXAS PROJECT▶ OPEN ISSUE
- SPILL TEAM SIX▶ OPEN ISSUE
- WE FRISK YOU▶ OPEN ISSUE
- WELDER▶ OPEN ISSUE
- WHITELOGO▶ OPEN ISSUE
EARN YOUR STRIPES
Every acquisition ranks you up the grade ladder and unlocks up to 8% off, applied automatically at checkout. No codes. No minimums. Just rank.
FIELD COMMENDATIONS
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The website is awesome. I spent way too much time playing with the features. Shipping takes a while, but it was expected.
▸ VERIFIED BUYER · 2026-07-09
- VERIFIED
T-Shirts are high quality and fit great.
▸ VERIFIED BUYER · 2026-06-30
CLASSIFIED INVENTORY
// GRADE: FIELD- 01● AVAILABLE

Alpha Team Classic RCTee Hoodie (Direct-to-Film)
The Classic RCTee crest, gone heavyweight — with a back panel that earns the hood. On the left chest: the RADCON crest — Radiological Controls, Groton, Connecticut, the orbiting atom around its trefoil core — printed small and full-color by direct-to-film transfer. Turn around for the rest of it: THE ALPHA TEAM arched over an air sampler venting a wall of green-and-violet haze. • 100% cotton face • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester • Front pouch pocket • Self-fabric patch on the back • Matching flat drawstrings • 3-panel hood • Blank product sourced from Pakistan Printed, not embroidered — full-color fidelity thread can't hold. Runs small. Order one size up — don't argue with the tape. ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Crest up front, the team on your six. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$62.99 - 02● AVAILABLE

Alpha Team O.N. RCTee (Direct-to-Film)
OnlyNukes up front, the Alpha Team on the back. The OnlyNukes wordmark rides small on the left chest — Only in amber off the radiation trefoil, Nukes in magenta script — while the back runs the unit call: THE ALPHA TEAM arched over a radiological air sampler, venting a wall of phosphor-violet and toxic-green haze. The glow and gradients are why it's printed — direct-to-film transfer holds that detail in full color where thread can't. The blank carries it — heavyweight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, open-end yarn and tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems. Specifications: • Full-color direct-to-film print — OnlyNukes wordmark, amber/magenta (left chest) + THE ALPHA TEAM air-sampler badge (back) • 100% cotton (Sport Grey 90/10; Ash Grey 99/1; Heather colors 50/50) • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn, tubular construction • Taped neck and shoulders • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem ▸ SGT. SURVEY // OnlyNukes up front, the team's rig on the back. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 03● AVAILABLE

Alpha Team OG O.N. RCTee (Direct-to-Film)
OnlyNukes up front, the Alpha Team on the back — in the OG read. The OnlyNukes wordmark rides small on the left chest — Only in clean white off the radiation trefoil, Nukes trailing in blue script — while the back runs the unit call: THE ALPHA TEAM arched over a radiological air sampler, venting a wall of phosphor-violet and toxic-green haze. The glow and gradients are why it's printed — direct-to-film transfer holds that detail where thread can't. The blank carries it — heavyweight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, open-end yarn and tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems. Specifications: • Full-color direct-to-film print — OnlyNukes wordmark, blue/white OG colorway (left chest) + THE ALPHA TEAM air-sampler badge (back) • 100% cotton (Sport Grey 90/10; Ash Grey 99/1; Heather colors 50/50) • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn, tubular construction • Taped neck and shoulders • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem ▸ SGT. SURVEY // OG read up front, the team's rig on the back. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 04● AVAILABLE

Alpha Team RCTee (Direct-to-Film)
Same unit, sharper teeth — front and back. The Alpha Team badge prints on the chest: Sgt. Survey, the RCT mascot, masked up behind his respirator and ringed by the orbiting atom and "Radiological Controls · Groton, Connecticut," lit in phosphor purple and toxic green — the operative who's been watching from the corner of this site. Turn around for the unit call: THE ALPHA TEAM arched over a radiological air sampler, venting a wall of phosphor-violet and toxic-green haze. The glow and gradients are why it's printed: direct-to-film transfer holds that detail in full color where thread can't. The blank is built to carry it — heavyweight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, open-end yarn and tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems. Structure that keeps clean lines through hard wear. Specifications: • Full-color direct-to-film print — Alpha Team badge, Sgt. Survey in the RADCON atom (left chest) + THE ALPHA TEAM air-sampler badge (back) • 100% cotton (Sport Grey 90/10; Ash Grey 99/1; Heather 50/50) • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz./yd² (170–180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn, tubular construction • Taped neck and shoulders • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem ▸ SGT. SURVEY // That's me on the chest, the team's rig on the back. Mask stays on. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 05● AVAILABLE

Alpha Team RCTee Hoodie (Direct-to-Film)
Sgt. Survey on the chest, the whole team on the back. The left chest carries his badge — the glowing respirator crest in phosphor violet and toxic green, the masked figure who runs the RCT inventory. On the back: THE ALPHA TEAM arched over an air sampler venting green-and-violet haze. Both printed full-color by direct-to-film transfer; the fidelity thread can't hold. • 100% cotton face • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester • Front pouch pocket • Self-fabric patch on the back • Matching flat drawstrings • 3-panel hood Runs small. Order one size up — don't argue with the tape. ▸ SGT. SURVEY // My badge up front, the team on the back. Mask stays on. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$62.99 - 06● AVAILABLE

Women's Alpha Team RCTee (Direct-to-Film)
The Alpha Team badge — Sgt. Survey, the RCT mascot, masked up inside the orbiting atom, "Radiological Controls · Groton, Connecticut," glowing phosphor purple and toxic green — printed full color by direct-to-film transfer on a women's relaxed tee. Yes, it's the same operative stationed in the corner of this site. The glow is the reason it's print, not stitch. Smooth combed ring-spun cotton, light at 4.2 oz, pre-shrunk and side-seamed so the relaxed fit stays a fit. Loud graphic, easy shirt. Specifications: • Full-color Alpha Team badge — Sgt. Survey in the RADCON atom — direct-to-film print (chest) • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather variants blended) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) • Relaxed fit • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Crew neck ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Same operative. Your fit. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99
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