WEAR THEAUTHORITY
Standard-issue garments for the Radiological Controls Authority — built for the RCTs, HP techs, and nuclear workers who've earned the badge. Printed under supervision, distributed through a single secured channel.
Sgt. Survey runs point as the Authority's mascot — stationed top-right on every screen. Open any unit to pull its full dossier and acquire.
- BUILT TO LAST
- Embroidered thread on the flagship line, full-colour DTF on the rest. No cracking, no peeling.
- REAL BLANKS
- Heavyweight cotton; Adidas · Columbia · Champion where it counts. Not bargain-bin POD.
- MADE TO ORDER
- Cut and finished for you. For the watch, by the watch.
ISSUE TIMELINE
// SCRUB THE OPERATIONS- ALPHA TEAM▶ OPEN ISSUE
- BALLSTON SPA▶ OPEN ISSUE
- DIRTY HANDS CLEAN MONEY▶ OPEN ISSUE
- ELECTRICIAN▶ OPEN ISSUE
- NRMD▶ OPEN ISSUE
- NUCLEAR HUMOR▶ OPEN ISSUE
- ONLY NUKES▶ OPEN ISSUE
- RADCON GROTON CT▶ OPEN ISSUE
- SGT SURVEY▶ OPEN ISSUE
- SOUTH TEXAS PROJECT▶ OPEN ISSUE
- SPILL TEAM SIX▶ OPEN ISSUE
- WE FRISK YOU▶ OPEN ISSUE
- WELDER▶ OPEN ISSUE
- WHITELOGO▶ OPEN ISSUE
EARN YOUR STRIPES
Every acquisition ranks you up the grade ladder and unlocks up to 8% off, applied automatically at checkout. No codes. No minimums. Just rank.
FIELD COMMENDATIONS
- VERIFIED
The website is awesome. I spent way too much time playing with the features. Shipping takes a while, but it was expected.
▸ VERIFIED BUYER · 2026-07-09
- VERIFIED
T-Shirts are high quality and fit great.
▸ VERIFIED BUYER · 2026-06-30
CLASSIFIED INVENTORY
// GRADE: FIELDSelect any unit above to open its dossier — Sgt. Survey holds the top-right corner if you need him.















