WEAR THEAUTHORITY
Standard-issue garments for the Radiological Controls Authority — built for the RCTs, HP techs, and nuclear workers who've earned the badge. Printed under supervision, distributed through a single secured channel.
Sgt. Survey runs point as the Authority's mascot — stationed top-right on every screen. Open any unit to pull its full dossier and acquire.
- BUILT TO LAST
- Embroidered thread on the flagship line, full-colour DTF on the rest. No cracking, no peeling.
- REAL BLANKS
- Heavyweight cotton; Adidas · Columbia · Champion where it counts. Not bargain-bin POD.
- MADE TO ORDER
- Cut and finished for you. For the watch, by the watch.
ISSUE TIMELINE
// SCRUB THE OPERATIONS- ALPHA TEAM▶ OPEN ISSUE
- BALLSTON SPA▶ OPEN ISSUE
- DIRTY HANDS CLEAN MONEY▶ OPEN ISSUE
- ELECTRICIAN▶ OPEN ISSUE
- NRMD▶ OPEN ISSUE
- NUCLEAR HUMOR▶ OPEN ISSUE
- ONLY NUKES▶ OPEN ISSUE
- RADCON GROTON CT▶ OPEN ISSUE
- SGT SURVEY▶ OPEN ISSUE
- SOUTH TEXAS PROJECT▶ OPEN ISSUE
- SPILL TEAM SIX▶ OPEN ISSUE
- WE FRISK YOU▶ OPEN ISSUE
- WELDER▶ OPEN ISSUE
- WHITELOGO▶ OPEN ISSUE
EARN YOUR STRIPES
Every acquisition ranks you up the grade ladder and unlocks up to 8% off, applied automatically at checkout. No codes. No minimums. Just rank.
FIELD COMMENDATIONS
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The website is awesome. I spent way too much time playing with the features. Shipping takes a while, but it was expected.
▸ VERIFIED BUYER · 2026-07-09
- VERIFIED
T-Shirts are high quality and fit great.
▸ VERIFIED BUYER · 2026-06-30
CLASSIFIED INVENTORY
// GRADE: FIELD- 01● AVAILABLE

Dirty Hands, Clean Money Classic RCTee (Direct-to-Film)
Front and back, two marks, one creed. The RADCON crest rides small on the left chest — Radiological Controls, Groton, Connecticut — while the back goes loud: the fist, the fold of cash, the radiation trefoil behind it, "Dirty Hands, Clean Money" in phosphor green and magenta. All of it direct-to-film printed in full color, glow and gradients intact, where thread would flatten it. The blank earns the graphic — heavyweight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, open-end yarn and tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems. Structure that keeps clean lines through hard wear. Specifications: • Full-color direct-to-film print — RADCON crest (left chest) + "Dirty Hands, Clean Money" fist-and-cash (back) • 100% cotton (Sport Grey 90/10; Ash Grey 99/1; Heather 50/50) • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz./yd² (170–180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn, tubular construction • Taped neck and shoulders • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem • White may read off-white; Natural may show dark speckling — both normal to the fabric ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Dirty hands, clean money. Whole job on one shirt. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 02● AVAILABLE

Dirty Hands, Clean Money Groton RCTee (Direct-to-Film)
"Dirty Hands, Clean Money" — the working creed of the Groton waterfront, front and back. The chest carries the glowing RADCON badge: Sgt. Survey, the RCT mascot, behind his respirator, the orbiting atom, phosphor purple and toxic green — the same operative who salutes you from the corner of this site. The back goes loud: the fist, the fold of cash, the radiation trefoil behind it, "Dirty Hands, Clean Money" in phosphor green and magenta. Direct-to-film transfer prints both in full color, glow and gradients intact, where thread would flatten them. The blank holds the line — heavyweight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, open-end yarn and tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems. Earns its keep solo or under a layer. Specifications: • Full-color direct-to-film print — "Dirty Hands Clean Money" Groton badge, Sgt. Survey in the RADCON atom (left chest) + "Dirty Hands, Clean Money" fist-and-cash (back) • 100% cotton (Sport Grey 90/10; Ash Grey 99/1; Heather 50/50) • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz./yd² (170–180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn, tubular construction • Taped neck and shoulders • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem ▸ SGT. SURVEY // My creed. My face up front, the whole job on the back. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 03● AVAILABLE

Dirty Hands, Clean Money O.N. RCTee (Direct-to-Film)
Two marks, one creed — run on the OnlyNukes line. The OnlyNukes wordmark rides small on the left chest — Only in amber off the radiation trefoil, Nukes in magenta script — while the back goes loud: the fist, the fold of cash, the radiation trefoil behind it, “Dirty Hands, Clean Money” in phosphor green and magenta. All of it direct-to-film printed in full color, glow and gradients intact, where thread would flatten it. The blank earns the graphic — heavyweight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, open-end yarn and tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems. Structure that keeps clean lines through hard wear. Specifications: • Full-color direct-to-film print — OnlyNukes wordmark, amber/magenta (left chest) + “Dirty Hands, Clean Money” fist-and-cash (back) • 100% cotton (Sport Grey 90/10; Ash Grey 99/1; Heather colors 50/50) • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn, tubular construction • Taped neck and shoulders • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Dirty hands, clean money. OnlyNukes on the chest to prove it. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 04● AVAILABLE

Dirty Hands, Clean Money OG O.N. RCTee (Direct-to-Film)
Two marks, one creed — run on the OnlyNukes line, in the OG read. The OnlyNukes wordmark rides small on the left chest — Only in clean white off the radiation trefoil, Nukes trailing in blue script — while the back goes loud: the fist, the fold of cash, the radiation trefoil behind it, “Dirty Hands, Clean Money” in phosphor green and magenta. All of it direct-to-film printed in full color, glow and gradients intact, where thread would flatten it. The blank earns the graphic — heavyweight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, open-end yarn and tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems. Structure that keeps clean lines through hard wear. Specifications: • Full-color direct-to-film print — OnlyNukes wordmark, blue/white OG colorway (left chest) + “Dirty Hands, Clean Money” fist-and-cash (back) • 100% cotton (Sport Grey 90/10; Ash Grey 99/1; Heather colors 50/50) • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn, tubular construction • Taped neck and shoulders • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem ▸ SGT. SURVEY // OG read up front, whole job on the back. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 05● AVAILABLE

Dirty Hands, Clean Money Sticker
"Dirty Hands, Clean Money" — the fist, the fold of cash, the radiation trefoil behind it, in the line's phosphor green and magenta. The waterfront creed, sized to slap on anything that'll hold still. Printed on high-opacity adhesive vinyl that won't show what's underneath — so it covers old stickers and paint clean — and goes on bubble-free. Specifications: • High-opacity adhesive vinyl, 95µ • Sizes: 3"×3", 4"×4", 5.5"×5.5" • Opaque film (covers what's beneath) • Fast, bubble-free application • Clean the surface before applying ▸ SGT. SURVEY // The creed, peel-and-stick. Covers what's under it. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$6.00
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