WEAR THEAUTHORITY
Standard-issue garments for the Radiological Controls Authority — built for the RCTs, HP techs, and nuclear workers who've earned the badge. Printed under supervision, distributed through a single secured channel.
Sgt. Survey runs point as the Authority's mascot — stationed top-right on every screen. Open any unit to pull its full dossier and acquire.
- BUILT TO LAST
- Embroidered thread on the flagship line, full-colour DTF on the rest. No cracking, no peeling.
- REAL BLANKS
- Heavyweight cotton; Adidas · Columbia · Champion where it counts. Not bargain-bin POD.
- MADE TO ORDER
- Cut and finished for you. For the watch, by the watch.
ISSUE TIMELINE
// SCRUB THE OPERATIONS- ALPHA TEAM▶ OPEN ISSUE
- BALLSTON SPA▶ OPEN ISSUE
- DIRTY HANDS CLEAN MONEY▶ OPEN ISSUE
- ELECTRICIAN▶ OPEN ISSUE
- NRMD▶ OPEN ISSUE
- NUCLEAR HUMOR▶ OPEN ISSUE
- ONLY NUKES▶ OPEN ISSUE
- RADCON GROTON CT▶ OPEN ISSUE
- SGT SURVEY▶ OPEN ISSUE
- SOUTH TEXAS PROJECT▶ OPEN ISSUE
- SPILL TEAM SIX▶ OPEN ISSUE
- WE FRISK YOU▶ OPEN ISSUE
- WELDER▶ OPEN ISSUE
- WHITELOGO▶ OPEN ISSUE
EARN YOUR STRIPES
Every acquisition ranks you up the grade ladder and unlocks up to 8% off, applied automatically at checkout. No codes. No minimums. Just rank.
FIELD COMMENDATIONS
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▸ VERIFIED BUYER · 2026-07-09
- VERIFIED
T-Shirts are high quality and fit great.
▸ VERIFIED BUYER · 2026-06-30
CLASSIFIED INVENTORY
// GRADE: FIELD- 01● AVAILABLE

South Texas Project Adidas Polo (Embroidered)
The crest in thread, on a three-stripe blank. The South Texas Project mark sits on the left chest — longhorn skull over a lone star — embroidered in gold and cream, thread not transfer, so it holds through every wash with no cracking, peeling, or fade. adidas three-stripe logo on the sleeve.The blank earns the badge: 100% recycled polyester piqué with a hydrophilic moisture finish and an athletic cut, light enough for the Texas heat — course, trailer, or anywhere you need to look the part.Specifications:• Embroidered South Texas Project crest, gold/cream (left chest)• Contrast adidas logo on the right sleeve• 100% recycled polyester piqué• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd² (145.79 g/m²)• Hydrophilic finish · relaxed athletic fit• Rib-knit collar, three-button placket▸ SGT. SURVEY // Recycled-poly piqué. Breathes in the heat. Won't quit on you. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$60.00 - 02● AVAILABLE

South Texas Project OG OnlyNukes T-Shirt (Direct-to-Film)
The crossover read for the South Texas outage. Left chest runs the OnlyNukes wordmark in the OG colorway — Only in white off the radiation trefoil, Nukes trailing in blue script. The back carries the South Texas Project sunset badge: a longhorn in the coastal scrub, the plant's twin domes on the horizon, BAY CITY, TEXAS overhead. Both direct-to-film — full-color fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear: heavyweight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, open-end yarn and tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems so it keeps its shape instead of its receipt.Specifications:• OnlyNukes wordmark, blue/white OG — left chest, direct-to-film• South Texas Project sunset badge — full back, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (Sport Grey 90/10; Ash Grey 99/1; Heather colors 50/50)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Inside joke up front, jobsite on your back. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99 - 03● AVAILABLE

South Texas Project Patch (Embroidered)
The line crest, ready to mount anywhere. The South Texas Project mark — longhorn skull over a lone star, SOUTH TEXAS arched above, PROJECT below — embroidered in gold and cream on durable black twill. Thread, not transfer: heat-resistant and built to outlast whatever you stitch it to.Iron-on, sew-on, or safety-pin it — ball cap, work jacket, range bag, kit bag, or the trailer wall. 3 inches square, finished edge.Specifications:• Embroidered South Texas Project crest, gold/cream on black twill• 26% cotton / 74% polyester• 3″ (7.6 cm) square, finished edge• Attachment: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin• Heat-resistant twill backing▸ SGT. SURVEY // Mount it where it'll be seen. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$16.00 - 04● AVAILABLE

South Texas Project Polo (Direct-to-Film)
Squared away for the south gate. The South Texas Project crest sits small on the left chest — longhorn skull over a lone star in copper and cream — applied by direct-to-film for clean edges and full color that survive the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is a proper polo: thick, soft 100% combed ring-spun cotton with a tone-on-tone three-button placket, ribbed collar, and side-slit straight hem. Reads squared away from the trailer to dinner in town.Specifications:• South Texas Project crest, copper/cream — direct-to-film print (left chest)• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (Grey Melange 85% cotton / 15% viscose)• Fabric weight: 6.2 oz./yd² (210 g/m²)• Classic fit · ribbed collar• Tone-on-tone 3-button placket• Straight hem with side slits• Spare button on the inside seam▸ SGT. SURVEY // Collar for the outage. Still reads squared away. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$40.00 - 05● AVAILABLE

South Texas Project T-Shirt (Direct-to-Film)
Bay City's on the board. The hero runs across the back — a South Texas Project sunset badge: a longhorn working the coastal scrub with the plant's twin domes low on the horizon, BAY CITY, TEXAS arched overhead. The left chest carries the line crest — longhorn skull over a lone star in copper and cream. Both direct-to-film: full color so every shade in that sunset lands, with edges that survive the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear: heavyweight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, open-end yarn and tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems so it keeps its shape instead of its receipt.Specifications:• South Texas Project sunset badge, full back — direct-to-film print• Line crest, copper/cream — left chest• 100% cotton (Sport Grey 90/10; Ash Grey 99/1; Heather colors 50/50)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Outage shirt. Wear it where they can see the domes. Cleared.
OPEN DOSSIER ↘FROM$34.99
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