Arc Eyes and Bad Decisions T-Shirt

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The whole plant on one chest — a clean line-diagram of the loop, from the reactor pressure vessel through the coolant and feedwater pumps to the turbine, generator, condenser, and cooling tower, every run labeled like the print you actually check. Loop Checks & Life Regrets underneath: the I&C tech's morning, summarized. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Nuclear-plant loop schematic, navy line-art — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Chase the signal end to end. The regret's included. Cleared.

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Crest on the chest, the detail on the back. The RADCON atom rides small on the left — Radiological Controls, Groton, Connecticut — while the back runs the full call: SPILL TEAM SIX. The glow and gradients are why it's printed — direct-to-film transfer holds that detail in full color where thread can't. The blank carries it: 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, open-end yarn and tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems. Specifications: • Full-color SPILL TEAM SIX back shield + RADCON atom crest (left chest) — direct-to-film print • 100% cotton (Sport Grey 90/10; Ash Grey 99/1; Heather 50/50) • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn, tubular construction • Taped neck and shoulders • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem ▸ SGT. SURVEY // Not my team. I still sign their dose cards. Cleared.

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The frisker nobody wants to hear go off — a battered DT-685/PDQ radiac, pancake probe on a coiled lead and a headphone screaming clicks, its readout pinned at HOT. Slab-serif We Frisk You up top, Because We Care below: the health-physics love language. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Radiac frisker, HOT readout — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // Reads hot. Don't move, don't touch. This is why we frisk. Cleared.

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A pocket dose-rate alarm with a face — a grey EPD body, its glowing green readout grinning back, a magenta hard hat cocked on top and a radiation trefoil on its chest, buttons lined up (POWER, ALARM SET, AUDIO, LIGHT, ALARM ACK) and one little hand raised in a wave. If It Beeps, up top, It's Ours below: health-physics staking its claim on anything that chirps. Printed direct-to-film — full-colour fidelity thread can't hold, crisp through the wash instead of flaking off it.The blank is honest workwear — mid-weight 5.0–5.3 oz cotton, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems, so it holds its shape through the laundry instead of its receipt.Specifications:• Hard-hatted dosimeter mascot, full colour — center chest, direct-to-film• 100% cotton (heather colors blended)• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)• Open-end yarn, tubular construction• Taped neck and shoulders• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem▸ SGT. SURVEY // It beeped. That makes it my paperwork. Cleared.